Are you jaded? Well you should be. It's not rocket science like my dear wannabe friend Dr. Laura states.Didn't your daddy ever tell you? Men are simplistic pigs. This is nothing new to hear. And if you don't believe me, just introduce Bro #1 to grain alcohol #2 and see what sort of genius is born from the depths of the universe. No it doesn't matter how beautiful, talented, or deep you are... They could really care less. It might be intriguing at first but only because it might present some sort of challenge. I pray to God I never have a daughter.. my dear parents , it's no wonder they aren't in straight jackets, it's one thing to have a daughter let alone one that might be relatively good looking. Anyways, my point is, men, all they want to do is sperminate the universe in as many different and creative ways as they can drum up. So if you always keep this in the back of your mind perhaps things will be easier for you my dears. Does this mean you have to hate men? No. For instance Santa Claus can bring me a 6 foot 2 ripped but not too ripped fire man any day. I am just saying lets not fool ourselves, this is not Days of Our Lives, and the motivations behind most things are purely simple in nature. I also hope you enjoy my illustrative yet not well embedded slide show Rock out with your cock out. Thank you and good day. And further more if you liked it, you should have put a ring on it BIOTCH!!
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